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News Quirk: Saved By the Cowcatcher?... just for fun

Reuters — October 2002

     Train travel was disrupted briefly in South Wales when a giant inflatable Ronald McDonald got away from a local McDonald's and blew onto the train tracks near the town of Newport. The 25-foot-high clown eventually blew off the tracks and was still on the loose at press time.

News Quirk: Internal Clothes Dryer?

KILLED AT GLEN ELLYN Wheaton Illinoian — Friday, October 9, 1903

     Henry Montague, a resident of Freeport, came to Glen Ellyn on September 27,, and commenced work with the tieing gang on the Illinois Central Railway north of Glen Ellyn. Last Saturday evening tow other workers and himself walked to Glen Ellyn through the rain, their clothing being soaked, and took a car on the electric for Chicago. They took many internal clothes dryers, and when they returned to Glen Ellyn at midnight there were so full that they cold neither talk nor walk straight. Two of the men went to the livery barn for a rig leaving Montague at the depot.

     During their absence Montague, undoubtedly, attempted to get out on the road and walk towards the rig, but instead of going up the wagon road he crossed it and got on the electric right-of-way where he stumbled and fell between the third rail and the track rail.

     He threw his arm over the third rail when he attempted to get up and his clothing being wet the third rail caused his death. Dr. Higley heard his hollering for help, but when he got there the man was dead.

     The verdict of the jury was that Henry Montague came to his death by coming in contact with the third rail while trespassing on the right-of-way of that company.

News Quirk: 1904 Rail Florist... just for fun

Wheaton Illinoian — August 26, 1904

     E. Irving, the florist, designed and made an electric car of the AE&C entirely of flowers. His work attracted great attention and the car was photographed [before it wilted]. photo not in paper

News Quirk: 1904 Right-of-Way Dispute... electric car wins

STEPPED IN FRONT OF ELECTRIC CAR Wheaton Illinoian — September 23, 1904

     Jean Tonler, a French valet for Mr. Martin, a Chicago businessman, who makes his home in Geneva, disputed the right-of-way with a Chicago electric car at 9 o'clock, and was tossed to one side.

     Luckily, Tonler escaped with only a few cuts and bruises and no bones were broken. He was taken aboard the car and brought to the Aurora hospital, where his injuries were dressed.

News Quirk: Horse vs. Third Rail?

Wheaton Illinoian — May 29, 1903

     Nate Benjamin, living east of the Ingalton substation is minus a horse. The animal attempted to cross the electric last Saturday and came in contact with the third rail.

"On which side of the platform is my train?" asked a stranger in a Jersey City depot the other day.

"Well, my friend," replied a gentleman, passing, "if you take the left you'll be right; if you take the right you'll be left."

Weekly Mountaineer, The Dales, Oregon, January 6, 1877

      A conductor on the Chicago & Alton railroad is reported as having forbidden honeymoon "billing and cooing." Observing a bridegroom's arm out of place he forbade further demonstrations. "But I have a right to hug her," said John.
      "Not on a railroad," said the conductor, "there is a law against all unjust discriminations on railroads, and as I haven't a woman for each man on the train to hug, your action is in violation of the law and must be stopped."

Bedrock Democrat, Baker City, Oregon, March 11, 1874.

UP Speed Bump? (Roseville Yard)

Millions Spent to Recreate Bad Rail forget Germans, hire modelers

     A German train manufacturer bragged that it has spent 10 million pounds ($14.5 million) in an attempt to replicate the dilapidated rail track used by its British customers.
    The company, Siemens, has modified its test track by deliberately inserting gaps between sections of rail, making track heights and gauge widths uneven and installing an erratic electricity supply to simulate British commuter routes.
     Siemens, which is building 785 carriages for South West Trains (SWT), said it does not want any nasty surprises when the new trains enter service over the next two years. Frustrated British travelers are often left waiting on platforms or sitting on stationary trains as engineering works, electrical problems or even leaves and sheep on the line disrupt services. "Every detail has been considered," Siemens and SWT said in a joint statement. "Pieces of fiberglass resin have also been placed on the tracks to replicate icy conditions and the perennial problems caused by leaves on the line."
     SWT Managing Director Andrew Haines said: "It's a step backwards for them in technical terms, but the result should be better for our passengers." The one billion pound train order — the biggest in Britain's rail history — was signed a year ago in 2001.

Weird Rail Discount, 2002

Thong Based Rail Discount? Odd German Idea… (Berlin) — Passengers on the Berlin underground can buy thongs instead of travel tickets during the city's annual Love Parade (July 13, 2002).
     Men and women can buy black or white G-strings costing 12 Euros, about £7.50. It entitles the wearer to travel on buses and the underground that day. Ticket inspectors will not expect underwear to be removed while checking tickets (but will at least have to be "flashed").
     The scheme has been thought up by the city's underground company BVG. It says many participants in the parade are already scantily dressed. The Love Parade brings hundreds of thousands of visitors to the city — of all sexual persuasions and who frequently wear very little for the parade, reports the Berliner Zeitung newspaper.

Frustration & Rail Laws, 2002

May 2002, Metro Profanity Fine Imposed (Washington) — If you ever get frustrated about problems with Metro, watch your language when you complain. The Washington Post reports a wheelchair user found out about that the hard way when he got a $25 ticket for directing foul language at Metro employees.
     A man in a wheelchair had to travel to four different stations one Saturday night before finding a working elevator. Before locating a way out of the subway, the man was trapped disembarking at one after another HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE stations only to discover that only the "stairs" were working the elevators leading to street level were out of order and employees just kept sending him on down the line. When he finally expressed his outrage to local rail employees by swearing aloud, he was warned. On his way back to the train he again uttered another expletive-filled sentence before being presented with a ticket for "profane language." Metro officials say he's lucky. He could have been fined an additional $75 for "obscene gestures or comments."
     Oddly enough, he was delayed on his way to see comedian George Carlin, famous for a comedy routine called "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television." No comment available on whether the FINE will in any way repair the broken facilities that caused the man's frustration. No fines were leveled to Metro for lack of handicapped access, an ongoing complaint. Hmmm…

As prototype railroads toy with DCC…

How about this wreck that happened in late April (2002) on Canadian Pacific…
     A remote engine ran head on with another engine standing at the west end of Lambton yard, Ontario. The local train crew consisted of an engineer, conductor, and trainmen were allowed to come into the yard but told to stay at the west end while the remote job used the same track as a pull back for switching. While minding their own business and waiting at the west end of the yard, the local switcher crew watched the remotes in the distance switching back and forth for some time.
     A few minutes later, the crew of the local switcher noticed the remote engine coming at them. The engineer blew the horn and then bailed off with the rest of the crew as the remote train ran into their engine. The LCS operator had heard the horn blast and put the train into emergency almost immediately but by then it was too late.
     According to a preliminary report, no one was riding the point of the remote train as both foremen and yardmen were at the east end and out of view. The total damage estimate is still not in. The engines involved, however, had to be torched apart. Both LCS operators have more then four years experience running remote control trains.

Man Builds Backyard Monorail the biggest backyard threat?

     Just another way some people enjoy trains… for when your spouse complains about the amount of room that they keep up — a man who has built a working monorail large enough to carry passengers in his own backyard. OSN has pictured backyard layouts in O Scale. Some are built on the ground winding through the gardens, and others follow plywood paths through the trees at eye level. Garden railroading is not new. But to build a working monorail that your friends can run around your backyard? Now that's either interesting or a cry for help (depending on how tolerant your spouse and neighbors are…) but definitely not a project for the faint of heart.
     The link below leads to a the site of the world's first backyard monorail. Not a roller coaster, a prototypically constructed monorail that Kim Pedersen built in his backyard. He has put his story online as well as his initial plans, drawings and photos from construction to opening day. Feel free to write Mr. Pedersen for more details.

The Niles Monorail

The unintelligibility of a brakeman's call when announcing a station is proverbial. The other day however one called Yuma plainly enough. There was a sheriff on the train with some prisoners for the penitentiary, and upon announcing the arrival the brakeman shouted: "Yuma! Change Clothes; 10 years for refreshments!"

The Daily Arizona Miner, Prescott, May 20, 1884

Coyotes commute now? 2/14/2002 NEWSLINK

Coyote hops a MAX light rail at the airport in Portland, Oregon. Helped off by Port of Portland airfield operations and local wildlife staffers and released back into the wilds to hunt for mice in the woods. Seems that lacking change for the fare shortens another commute.

Photo taken and posted by staff member of Port of Portland, D. Maxwell.

Funny Link for those amused by MBTA real life humor (photos & comments)
MBTA Gallery of the Absurd

The Train Monkey Scam

Calcutta, India, railway police arrested 25 porters and 28 monkeys breaking up a train seat reservation scam. Porters at the city's main Howrah station trained the monkeys to jump through windows of long-distance trains and "take over" any available seat. Passengers then had to pay the porters to have the monkeys removed. "Passengers are scared of getting into the compartments when they see monkeys as the animals may react violently," said a public relations official with the Eastern Railway. Initially the porters had occupied seats and then re-sold the premium space themselves — an offense under India's transportation by-laws. When police began arresting porters for this practice, the porters changed methods and started acquiring and training monkeys. Sadly the train monkeys will no longer be able to ride the rails or even live in town. Instead all will have to be relocated to rural areas far from railroads or be destroyed to keep them off of trains in the future. January 2001 news story

Fountain of Youth Found in N.Y.C. Subway Toilet... Drink the Bubbling Water & Be Young Again!
Weekly World News headline (and they post this in the checkout stand? yuck)

The Inflatable Commuter (true story)

A Tokyo commuter Katsuo K. [last name abbreviated] caused havoc on a crowded tube train when his inflatable underpants unexpectedly went off. The rubber underwear was made by Katsuo himself, and designed to inflate to 30 times their original size in the event of a tidal wave.

"I am terrified of water, and death by drowning is my greatest fear" said Katsuo, 48. Unfortunately he set them off accidentally while looking for a hard candy on a rush hour train. The swelling underpants began to crush everyone in the car to the walls until another passenger successfully stabbed them with a pencil.

Bad Choice for a Getaway? February 1997

The stupidest criminal for February 1997 came from New York, New York, where Timothy Hough pulled off a bank heist… he got the cash but it was his getaway that got him into trouble. Mr. Hough left the bank with his loot but had no getaway vehicle. Instead, he planned on hailing a cab. A couple of cabs stopped, but refused to let him in because he seemed too nervous and shifty. So, he ran down the street and jumped a railing to get onto the subway (by this time police were following him). Mr. Hough got on the train, but dropped his loot in the process! The police were waiting for him at the next stop.

Celebrities with Trains in their Closet… now 'outed'

Living… Model Railroaders & Train Enthusiasts

Various reports note the following celebrities (varying fields) have trains in their closets (or in Ozzy Osbourne's case — circling the ceiling)… scale may not be important here, perhaps the question is just now how do we get these "role models" out of da closet and maybe a few celebrity train enthusiast could inspire more young modelers/collectors? We've included a few cartoons, and our favorite fictitious characters:

  • Gomez Addams ("The Addams Family")
  • Tim Allen
  • Roseanne Barr
  • Chris Boden (Geek Group)
  • Wilford Brimley
  • Tom Brokaw
  • Chris Burden
  • Billy Butterfield
  • Nicholas Cage
  • Gary Coleman
  • Phil Collins
  • Kevin Costner
  • Richard Crenna
  • Ted Danson
  • Roger Daltrey
  • James "Scotty" Doohan
  • Ed Dougherty
  • Michael Douglas
  • John Entwhistle
  • Ned Flanders (cartoon character, The Simpsons)
  • Harrison Ford
  • Jodie Foster
  • Rich Gannon
  • Arthur Godfrey
  • Whoopi Goldberg
  • Rick Green
  • Michael Gross
  • Merle Haggard
  • Tom Hanks
  • David Hasselhoff
  • Tommy Hunter
  • Elton John
  • Lynne Johnston
  • Michael Jordan
  • Jay Leno
  • Rev. Lovejoy (cartoon character, The Simpsons)
  • Gil Melle
  • Vaughn Monroe
  • Ozzie Osborne
  • Mandy Patinkin
  • Ricardo Patrese
  • John Pertwee
  • Sam Posey
  • Sally Jesse Raphael
  • Lionel Ritchie
  • Jim Scancarelli
  • Rick Schroder
  • Willard Scott
  • Robert Smaus
  • Emmit Smith
  • Tom Snyder
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Jill St. John
  • Patrick Stewart
  • Rod Stewart
  • Danny Sullivan
  • Donald Sutherland
  • Mel Tillis
  • Pete Waterman
  • Neil Young

Gone, but Remembered…

  • Roger Awsumb (TV's Casey Jones 1954-1972)
  • Claude Bolling
  • Billy Butterfield
  • Johnny Cash
  • Roy Campanella
  • Winston Churchill
  • Richard Crenna
  • Joe DiMaggio
  • Walt Disney
  • US President Eisenhower
  • Arthur Godfrey
  • Herman Goering
  • Captain Kangaroo
  • Stubby Kaye
  • Ward Kimball (created Disney models, Walt's buddy & animator)
  • Milton "Gummo" Marx
  • Herbert "Zeppo" Marx
  • Roger Miller
  • Vaughn Monroe
  • Pope Pius XII
  • Joe Regalbutto
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Mel Torme
  • Yul Brynner

Hoax History: The Georgia Train Duels

On October 15, 1856 a reporter for the London Times reported about a train ride he had taken through Georgia in which passengers were repeatedly challenging each other to duels and killing each other. Apparently an obliging engineer and conductor regularly stopped the train so that young men could fight duels for the hearts of two women riding on the train, resulting in several deaths. The London Times used the story as a vehicle to ridicule Georgia, the South, and the United States, arguing that such activities were representative of American character. However, many Americans protested such events could not have occurred. The president of the railroad even wrote to the London Times denying such a thing had ever happened. However, the London Times decided to believe the correspondent, a John Arrowsmith of Liverpool, England, rather than the railroad president. Finally, after continued criticism, and a letter from the British consul in Georgia, the London Times realized it had been the victim of a hoax. "A Prodigious Hoax" New York Times, (November 1, 1856)

Cell Phone Foolishness May 1998

From Hornell, New York, comes the story of Heath Hess who decided to walk along the railroad tracks to get away from a noisy street so he could talk on his cell phone. The silly man stuck a finger in his other ear to cut out all outside noise while he talked — and we do mean all outside noise. Including that of an approaching train. Mr. Hess was so wrapped up in his conversation that he didn't even hear the train's horn. The engineer on the train saw a man on the tracks and tried everything he could think of to warn him. In a last ditch effort, the engineer threw a water bottle at the fool, finally getting his attention. He was able to leap from the tracks just as the train passed by. Mr. Hess was treated at the hospital for bruises, abrasions and extreme stupidity.

False Advertising?

The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) received a complaint from a member of the public, who pointed out that Arriva had been criticized by the Strategic Rail Authority and the West Yorkshire Passenger Transport Authority, as well as local MPs and passenger groups.In a recruitment advert, Arriva Trains Northern said it "provided efficient passenger rail services across the North of England." The advert also said: "We aim to deliver a service that excels, every minute, every hour of every day and night."

The advertising watchdog has told Arriva not to repeat "misleading" claims that it is offering passengers an "efficient" service. The ASA concluded the advert could mislead, and asked Arriva Trains not to repeat the claims until they could substantiate them. In its response Arriva Trains said the claim it made in an advert for a technical auditor was only "aspirational." Arriva Trains said in a statement: "We note the ASA decision and have already indicated we would not repeat the reference if the ASA considered it in any way misleading."

Beware falling refrigerators?

From a Railway Age report on a Boston & Maine / State of New Hampshire experiment with a small diesel-propelled Leylend railbus: "…windshields and side windows were glazed to US standards and emergency opening windows were added. At the B&M's request, the windshields were covered with steel bars to protect against larger projectiles — refrigerators and such — which occasionally plummet onto the right-of-way in the railroad's more rugged divisions…"

received from Jan Lorenzen (Locomotive Workshop), 12/8/1980 Railway Age

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-Llantysilio-gogogoch

It is now many years since the last train stopped at the railway station with the longest name in Britain "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-Llantysilio-gogogoch" in Anglesey. When a train stopped at the station the porter would cry out "Anybody in there for here?"


Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch

(58 letters): A place in Gwynedd, Wales, famed for the length of its railroad tickets. It means "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of the church of St. Tysilo near the Red Cave." The official name comprises the first 20 letters; the rest is thought to have been added as a hoax in the 19th century.

The Origin of Some One Liners

The 1905 La Vie lampooned the shabby shape of Bellefonte Central [a shortline from Bellafonte, Pennsylvania, to Penn State that ceased to exist in the mid-1970's] with a mock notice to passengers. It included the lines"

  • "Don't be alarmed if a few cars leave the track. It is a daily occurrence"
  • "New ties will be put in when the old ones have entirely disappeared."

How do I get to Derby? UK true story

February 3, 2002 An engineer reversed his train returning to the station leaving hundreds of passengers stranded after he realized that he did not know where he was going. The Virgin Train from Bristol to Edinburgh stopped less than a mile after leaving New Street station in Birmingham on Sunday evening. Commuters were told by the train manager that the service would be delayed for an hour while the driver asked a colleague for directions to Derby. Passengers were told that they would be taken back to the station that they had just left.

After the train stopped the train manager came over the (loudspeaker) system and stated that he was very sorry but the driver did not know his way to Derby and that we would have to go back to the station. At this point the train manager (UK variant of a conductor) sounded very flustered and muttered that our driver needed to ask another driver at the station the way. A huge groan came over the carriage. I am sure there is probably a funny side to the story, but nobody on the train was laughing. There was just a reaction of complete and utter disbelief. If our train service did not have such a bad reputation, everyone would have thought it was a wind-up.

It was a nightmare; there must have been more than 350 on the train, most of whom got off at Birmingham. A spokesman for Virgin Trains said that the problem was caused because the normal route to Derby, via Tamworth, was shut for maintenance and the driver realized that he was not familiar with the diversion via Lichfield.

Related Story: Train canceled because driver didn't know which way to go?

A British train company has had to book taxis for passengers because a train driver didn't know which way to go. A South West Train to Virginia Water was canceled when the driver was booked on the wrong route.A company spokeswoman said it couldn't send drivers on routes they didn't know. Peter Hart was one of the travelers who had to travel by taxi. He said: "I've heard all sorts of excuses, like there might be engineering work, but how do you lose your way on the train. It's bananas. I'm beginning to think I'm going to drive to work." Lisa Davies, a South West trains spokeswoman, told The Daily Telegraph "Our only option was to cancel and pay for cabs. You can't send drivers on routes they don't know."You've got signals and track information. They've got a route plan and they have to visualize the station they are pulling into." The route between Weybridge and Virginia Water was affected. November 2001

Make a Wish?

To gain your heart's desire. Make a wish and hold your feet up when driving over railroad tracks. A really old trick that was probably a lot simpler when the horsepower you may have been controlling consumed hay as opposed to fossil fuels. Not recommended for modern drivers.

Elevated Train Truth

"fool catcher" a three-foot square platform with a railing, adjacent to the elevated tracks and sometimes hanging over the street, that provides workers on the tracks an escape from an oncoming train.

A Railroad Prayer

     Every trade has its own peculiar vernacular. It is told of a railroad man's recent conversion that when the pastor of his church called on him for a public prayer, he prayed as follows:
     "Now that I have flagged Thee, lift up my feet from the road of life and plant them safely on the deck of the train of salvation. Let me use the safety-lamp of prudence, make all couplings with the link of love, let my hand-lamp be the Bible, and keep all switches closed that lead off the main line into the sidings with blind ends. Have every semaphore white along the line of hope, that I may make the run of life without stopping. Give me the Ten Commandments as a working-card, and when I have finished the run on schedule-time and pulled into the terminal, may Thou, superintendent of the universe, say, Well done, good and faithful servant; come into the general office to sign the pay-roll and receive your check for happiness.'" Topeka State Journal, 1906

Old-timers said the local train was so slow that the cowcatcher should be on the back instead of up front to discourage cows from climbing aboard the last car. example sentence, Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day, 5/22/98

Switch Oops? Accident Report

A railroad switchman was describing a head on collision he witnessed. One of the lawyers ask what went through his mind as he saw the two trains coming together. He said, "This is one helluva way to run a railroad!"

The Foreign SUCCESS stories are a bit difficult to find…

And yet the US Government says: Privatize Amtrak?

  • British rail privatization remains mired in controversy. The punctuality and reliability of train services shows no sign of improvement, while the number of complaints rises. (June 25th)
  • Pre-tax profits have doubled for Richard Branson's Virgin Trains: despite its rail services being among the most unreliable. A recent report showed that Virgin's West Coast and CrossCountry services failed to achieve targets for reliability and punctuality. However, the company defends its £28m profit figure for 1998-99 as "very modest". (June 24th)
  • Commuters and tourists traveling in London are set for a summer of misery after it was announced one of the key tube lines will be closed for eight weeks. The Circle Line is one of the most important routes under the capital, connecting mainline rail stations such as Paddington, Victoria, Liverpool Street and King's Cross. It also passes such famous landmarks as the Houses of Parliament, the Natural History Museum, Madam Tussaud's, and the Tower of London. (June 24th)
  • A high speed train traveling at 100 mph crashed into the rear of an empty commuter train on Britain's West Coast Main Line injuring 29 people. The express train, forming the Virgin Trains' 0635 Euston - Glasgow service was approaching Winsford station in Cheshire when the accident occurred at 0852. The empty train, belonging to First North Western was en route from Crewe to Manchester Piccadily. (June 23rd)
  • The operators of Melbourne's first privately operated tram service face stiff penalties if they fail to significantly improve the punctuality and reliability of trams, or keep their customers satisfied.
  • After its takeover of Bahntrans from Thyssen Haniel and Deutsche Bahn, Belgian Railroads has discovered many skeletons in the cupboard. It is reorganizing drastically in order to limit its losses. (June 22nd)
  • The Taiwan High Speed Rail Corporation is having trouble attracting necessary capital, but the government is not providing any more money. The lack of capital is pushing back dates for groundbreaking and completion, so the railway will not likely be ready for the year 2003 as planned. The company has not made a final decision between Euro-Train and Japan's Shinkansen bullet-train technology. Differences over how to share a tangled web of risk and potential reward between the government, lenders and THSRC, which won the 35-year contract to build and operate the line, have fueled uncertainty over one of Asia's biggest infrastructure projects. Infoseek story. (June 2nd/9th)
  • A Swedish-German study of the Danish railway DSB has revealed that some main lines are in such bad shape that speeds must be reduced to 80 km/h from 120 or 160 km/h. (June 8th)

Only history… if they get rid of AMTRAK, we'll get something much much better, nu?

China to build levitating train?

China signed a deal with a German consortium on Tuesday to build the world's first commercial train to float on magnetic fields. China is to build the track for the Shanghai system while Transrapid supplies the trains and switching equipment. The train is to start running in 2003. The 20-mile-long line to Shanghai's new airport would carry 600 passengers at up to 260 mph.

When the Judge Needs a Translator! Accident Report

At a wreck investigation, a brakeman was describing his version of the wreck: "The con was flipping the tissue in the doghouse; the hind shack was freezing a hot tub, near the hind end; tallow pot was cracking diamonds in the tank; Eagle Eye was down greasing the pig; and I was bending the rails when they hit us."

Under cross-examination this was translated to mean that the conductor was examining his orders in the cupola (of the caboose). The rear brakeman was cooling off a journal (bearing on which the axle rests). The fireman was breaking coal. The engineer was oiling the engine, and the head brakeman was throwing a switch, when the collision took place.

Twisted Recycling (true)

More than 12,000 people died in the construction of the Panama Railroad between 1850 and 1855. Disposing of the dead was becoming such a problem, that the railroad started "pickling" the bodies in barrels and selling them to medical schools. The proceeds were then used to build a hospital for the railroad.

Allendale man 'stole' monorail, police say Friday, Nov. 30, 2001

     An Allendale man was arrested at Newark International Airport after he took over the controls of a monorail train and operated it with other passengers aboard, officials said Thursday. The self-described urban transportation systems enthusiast, faces burglary, criminal restraint, reckless endangerment, and criminal mischief charges in a Newark court. "I'm clearly not a terrorist," Mathews said, explaining his actions in an interview. "Maybe I shouldn't have touched it, but I was curious."
     A spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, said no passengers were injured in the Nov. 3 episode. The agency shut down the monorail system, known as the AirTrain, for 40 minutes after the incident. There was an unauthorized access," he said Thursday. "A passenger illegally accessed a panel on the monorail. Once it was switched to 'manual,' maintenance shut down the system."
     The rider in dispute denies the Port Authority's version of the events, saying he actually piloted the monorail for a portion of its journey between the airport's Parking Lot E and the Rail Link station, where travelers can transfer to NJ Transit and Amtrak trains. He said he brought the train to a halt himself. Moments later, he said, Port Authority police approached with guns drawn. "The speed is limited to five miles per hour when you're in manual," he said. "I was doing maybe three to four miles per hour."
     The monorail incident took place as Congress was debating how to improve security at the nation's airports. Darryl Jenkins, director of the Aviation Institute at George Washington University, said the Newark AirTrain incident raises questions about security on the monorail, which is automated and remotely controlled, with no driver or conductor onboard. "It looks like there's a hole big enough to drive a truck through," Jenkins said of security on the monorail system. "I'm sure that after that incident, we will see something done to change this situation. When we rely on luck for security, sooner or later our luck will run out." (on a 5 mph monorail?) A spokesman for Bombardier Transportation, the Quebec-based consortium that built and operates the AirTrain -- said the Newark monorail is safe.
     The incident began when a rail enthusiast stopped by Newark Airport to ride the monorail on the night of Nov. 3. He said he frequently participates in public forums presented by NJ Transit on regional transportation issues. He has had a special interest in the monorail, he said. He boarded one monorail train at the Rail Link station, then transferred to another going in the opposite direction at the Parking Lot E station. When he entered the monorail's first car, he noticed that the lid of a small control box was open. Authorities said the control box normally is locked. Mathews said a key needed to activate the controls was in the control panel.
     "The panel was wide open," he said. "I was looking at it. There are about 20 buttons there. I'm a curious sort of person, and I pushed one of the buttons. I just pushed the button and the whole thing stopped." When he stopped it, the train was between monorail stations. "I looked around, and no one was coming, and I thought: Maybe I can get this thing going," he recalled. "There is a knob you turn to 'manual,' so I slid the joystick up, and I moved [the monorail] 15 feet or so."
     Then he saw an AirTrain maintenance technician standing on the catwalk that runs between the system's two rails. The man gestured to him to stop the monorail, he said. "I released the lever at that point, and I said, 'How do we get this thing going?' " The technician gestured for him to stay put, and a couple of minutes later Port Authority police cars began driving up, training their spotlights on the monorail. Three officers then approached on the catwalk with their guns drawn, yelling, "Freeze." The officers opened the monorail car's door, handcuffed him, and drove him to the Port Authority police station at the airport. As he was led into the station, officers crowded around to see him.
     "Ah, the train hijacker," he said one officer remarked. Outside his holding cell on a chalkboard used to check in prisoners and list their charges, an officer wrote next to his name: "stealing the monorail." He was interrogated by detectives for more than two hours.
     "They asked me if I had any connections to terrorism or Middle Eastern groups," he said. "They asked me how I had inside information to know how [the monorail] worked. I told them I'm just intuitive and have studied transportation systems throughout the tri-state area."
     Steve Stowe, Bombardier's project director for the AirTrain at Newark, said the monorail is controlled from an airport facility where technicians watch pictographs of trains on television screens. "When a train is changed over from automatic to manual, that change is immediately seen in our control center," Stowe said. He said that once the train switched to manual, the control center shut down power for the entire 6.3-mile AirTrain system. "We exercise extreme vigilance over these [control] panels," Stowe said. "The No. 1 aspect of the system design is safety."
     The "hijacker," posted $2,500 bail, and faces charges in state Superior Court in Newark.

Tuesday November 6, 2001 * 8:41 AM ET

Farmer Grits Teeth for Record Train Tug

COLOMBO (Reuters) - A Sri Lankan farmer with an insatiable appetite for records said Tuesday he was on track for a new world mark after using his teeth to pull a 40-ton railway carriage more than 25 meters (yards). Burly Gamini Wasantha Kumara caused a few jaws to drop at Colombo's main Fort Railway Station as he bit down on the harness and heaved the massive carriage up and down the tracks several times to meet the criteria set by the Guinness Book of World Records.
     ``The previous record was to pull the carriage 80 ft (24 meters) in 29 minutes. I pulled it longer in 15 minutes,'' said Kumara, sweating profusely but managing a toothy grin to prove that he was none the worse for his labors. Kumara will have to wait until his bid is ratified by the Guinness Book, but has good reason to be confident he has not bitten off more than he can chew.
     Kumara has two previous entries in the Guinness Book -- one for a previous train pull and on another occasion for having 50 pound (22 kg) blocks of ice dropped on his stomach. His appetite for punishment undiminished, Kumara said he was only cutting his teeth for his next record. ''I am already practicing to pull a 270 ton ship for my next task,'' Wasantha Kumara said.

Did you know that every 90 minutes a train accident occurs somewhere in the world?

The Swedish SCUDs

After the Kuwait war in the early 1990's, some EMU's in Sweden got the nickname "Scud" after the missiles used by Iraqi forces, you'll never know where they drop down, or break down, in the EMU case. Click HERE to see a picture of a Scud, or X21 as is the proper designation.

The Crash at Crush A Long, TRUE Story
The only train crash ever staged as a promotional stunt in railroad history.

     Cleburne,Texas, had been a railroad town since the late 1800’s. The strangest story about the railroad was about the “Crash At Crush.” The year was 1896 and the country was going through an era of depression. The Missouri Kansas & Texas Railroad, better known as the MK&T or Katy Railroad, was suffering from a loss of rail traffic as were some of the other railroads.
     About this time the railroad hired a William G. (Willie) Crush as assistant to the vice president of the railroad. Willie Crush was somewhat of a promoter, having been associated with one of the all time great promoters, P. T. Barnum. It was hoped that he would do a good job of promoting the Katy and get some of their business back.
     To gain the attention of the public, Willie convinced the Katy officials that to stage a “Monster Wreck” of two trains would be good promotional business for the line. After getting the okay to stage the ‘wreck’ Willie got busy with the preparations. A straight stretch of track on the Katy’s main line 16 miles north of Waco, Texas was selected as the site for the event. The track was level in this area and low hills rising on either side of the track formed a natural amphitheater.
     Handbills promoting the crash were posted on every available telephone pole along the Katy line from St Louis, Missouri through Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas. Newspaper and magazine ads were also used to promote the event. Pretty soon this was the main topic of conversation in all the towns along the route of the Katy. Willie interviewed anyone he could who had witnessed a train crash and all the graduate mechanical engineers working in the Round Houses on the line. He asked them all the same question, “Will the steam boilers burst when the collision occurs?” All but one assured him that they wouldn’t. Old man Hanrahan who had railroaded in both Ireland and America was the only holdout. He was vocal in his conviction that they would, yet all the others delivered a positive “No.” If the boilers did burst they would send pieces of metal flying into the crowd like bullets.
     With all the engineers being so sure that there was no danger of the boilers bursting Willie tried to forget about this danger. However he couldn't keep old man Hanrahan’s words out of his mind. “They’ll burst and kill people all over the place,” he had said. Trying to put this thought in the back of his mind, Crush went on about his preparations for the “greatest of all time” train wreck spectacles.

The Preparations  Willie Crush went to the repair shops in Denison, Texas and asked C. T. McElvaney, the head mechanic, to select two engines with tenders and six box cars for each. He selected two 35-ton Pittsburgh 4-4-0’s of the 1870 vintage with the diamond shaped stacks. Willie requested that the engines be painted red and green, one red with green trim and one green with red trim. The box cars had ads promoting the Katy, plus two had ads for the Oriental Hotel in Dallas and two had ads for Ringling Bros. Circus.
     Charles Cain was to be the engineer on Number 1001 with S. M. Dickerson doing the firing and Engineer C. E. Stanton was to run Number 999 with Frank Barnes as fireman. Old Number 999 was bright green with red trim and No. 1001 was bright red trimmed in green. After the trains were ready, about a week before the big event, they were run up and down the line, stopping in each town for public inspection. This was the climax to the previous advertising campaign and drew large crowds at every stop. Three days prior to the crash the crews were at the site making test runs.
     Scores of tents were set up near the site of the crash including one huge circus tent to house a super restaurant. Another more durable building of wood was erected to serve as a jail for all the “bad characters” that showed up. A 2,100 foot platform and station was built to handle the many travelers expected. Eight tank cars filled with water and equipped with many faucets and tin cups were handy to satisfy the thirst of the many spectators. Besides this, many gallons of lemonade...and harder beverages...were consumed by the thirsty crowd. The Katy built a “City for a Day” and it was christened “Crush,” Texas. The city for a day needed a police force and two hundred constables were employed. Pickpockets were plentiful in those days and to be safe, many spectators carried their folding money in their shoes. Drunks and trouble makers were expected and the wooden jail got used “right well.”
     By ten o’clock the morning of the big event a crowd of 10,000 had gathered to swelter under the hot Texas sun. By early afternoon the crowd had grown to 30,000. The final count that witnessed the event was estimated at between 40 and 50,000. No tickets were sold, so an accurate count wasn't possible.
     The two hillsides were packed with human beings standing shoulder to shoulder. As far as the eye could see every foot of space was occupied. Some stood in wagon beds, others climbed trees. The curtain time was not far away.
     Four o’clock came. William George Crush felt it was his big moment. In a matter of seconds his big idea would fail or succeed. The engines were making the final trial run. Excitement skyrocketed. The engineers waved to the crowd as they touched cow-catchers and then began to back away for the last time. They took their places at starting points on opposite hills two miles apart. The next scene would be the big feature.

The Main Event  Both trains were now in position facing each other, two miles of straight empty rail separating them. It took almost an hour for 200 deputy sheriffs to herd the frenzied mob back to the safety zone. After this was done, Mr. Crush dramatically stepped up to the point of collision, raised his arms and shouted instructions to his telegrapher to flash the starting signal. A mighty roar went up from the great mass of humanity as the engineers opened the throttles and the belching locomotives started on their mad journey to destruction.
     The behemoths spewed black smoke. The steam jets spewed live steam and the whistles shrilled. The throttles had been tied open. Both engineers and firemen jumped as planned, did a barrel roll or two, gained their feet and bowed to the crowd. A succession of explosions of torpedoes placed on the track spiced up the performance. There was a mighty roar from the crowd as almost simultaneously there comes in sight, tearing toward each other at the unbelievable rate of ninety miles an hour, two huge red and green locomotives. There is only a single track across the prairie. A crash is inevitable. Closer and closer the locomotives, each followed by a string of box cars and flat cars, rush to the spot where the crowd is holding its breath, waiting
for the crash of the steel monsters.
     Suddenly there is an ear-splitting roar as the two powerful behemoths rip and tear into each other. Box cars and flat cars climb atop their leaders and disintegrate; the engines rear up like battling lions and then fall slowly back to earth, each telescoping the other. A split second after the crash there is another deafening roar .......THE BOILERS OF THE LOCOMOTIVES HAVE BURST, thousands of chunks of metal are flying in the air to rain down on the helpless spectators.
     The one thing that George Crush had been told could not happen did happen. The one thing that wasn't planned for almost ruined the whole show.

The Aftermath  After the two trains collide and the boilers burst, those spectators nearest the collision try to escape, but it is too late. They are all jammed together unable to get away from the spinning bits of metal showering down. In the front row photographer J.C. Deane whirls around, his face bloody, one eye gouged out, a bolt and washer buried in his head. Louis Bergstrom. another member of the photography team is knocked unconscious by a plank. Ernest Darnall, son of Col. Darnall of Bremond, sitting in a tree is killed instantly.A heavy hook on the end of a wrecking chain caught him between the eyes and split his skull. DeWitt Barnes of Hewitt standing between his wife and another woman is struck and killed by a flying fragment. Neither of the women is injured. Many others are burned by steam and flying hot metal. A Confederate soldier says it is like a Civil War battle — people falling all around him.
     A heavy smoke stack, blasted skyward, fell within the danger area, two heavy trucks weighing a ton each were lifted off the ground by the concussion, turned end over end for three hundred yards. All these gymnastics taking place in the danger zone where no one was permitted.
     The huge crowd stood stunned for minutes, and recovering from the shock and realizing the danger was over, thousands poured over the smoking ruins for souvenirs. Some found the steel fragments too hot to handle. Fingers were burned. Willie Crush had guaranteed that no one would be injured. The Board was indignant and braced themselves for the many damage suits they knew were coming. Willie was fired before sun down.
     The event accomplished its purpose. The news of the “Crash at Crush” gained headlines around the world overnight. The Katy’s business picked up speedily. Willie Crush was rehired within a few days. The word “Katy” was on the lips of every man, woman, and child in America. Those who didn't get to see the big event have always wanted to see two locomotives crash head on. Thousands regretted their failure to attend.
     But for the danger of human life the Crash at Crush would, no doubt, have been repeated many times. No railroad has ever had the nerve to repeat it....

Excerpted from “Crash at Crush” published by Waco Heritage & History, Vol. 8, No. 3, Fall 1977 with permission. Copies available at Railroad & Heritage Museum in Temple, Texas.

"Bed of Rails" Chicago Tribune 8/11/97

 James Aliff knew right off that something was wrong when he awoke the afternoon of Aug. 2. It took just a few seconds to figure out what — he was lying on railroad tracks and a 109-car freight train was passing directly over him.
      
"Oh, there was no mistaking it." Aliff said from his hospital bed in Oak Hill, Florida. "They'd put the brakes on, and there was squealing and sparks flying all around me."
      Aliff, a 39-year-old unemployed construction worker, emerged from the accident with a long list of injuries, none of them life-threatening. "I got a headache, let me tell you," he said. "About every three or four seconds an axle would come along and crack me upside the head. It's a good thing I wasn't on my back or that train would have torn my face off."
      Police believe Aliff might have been drinking & passed out on the track. Aliff said he slipped rocks while walking his dog & was knocked out. His wife backed that up.

TWO LADDERS FROM ONE?

The R.P.O via The 470 via THE SHORTLINE via the INTERCHANGE

It seems that a Nashville man was observed by CSX Police as he put a 20-foot aluminum ladder across the two-track mainline, intending for a train to hit it. The police removed it before it was struck and demanded what the man was trying to do. He told them that he had stolen the ladder but that it was too unwieldy to carry, so he planned for a train to cut it into two 10-footers. He got six months in the pokey.

Military Intelligence?

...The Navy says it is unconcerned about the transport of spent nuclear fuel from Norfolk to a storage facility in Idaho via rail. A Navy spokesman said that the rail cars used for transport are so strong that "they are no more dangerous than gasoline trucks." 2001

The Pacific Tourist J.R. Bowman, 1882, p. 83.

With the opening of the Pacific Railroad on May 10, 1869, the nation’s press soon began giving credit to the newly completed transcontinental artery of commerce and western emigration for almost every improvement in the nation’s economy, development, and national life that occurred in the months and years that followed. Much of that credit was clearly deserved, of course — but not all. An amusing example of such misplaced “credit” is the following item which appeared in Boston six months after the railroad opened. — BCC

Boston Traveller, November 30, 1869

      The opinion seems to be gaining strength that the Pacific Railroad is working a great change in the climate of the Plains. Instead of continuous droughts, all along the railroad rain now falls in refreshing abundance. This result has been remarked upon in other sections of the West. In Central Ohio, it is said, the climate has been completely revolutionized since iron rails have formed a network all over that region.
      Instead of the destructive droughts formerly suffered there, for some four or five years these has been rain in abundance — even more than enough to satisfy the wants of farmers. The change is thought to be a result of an equilibrium produced in the electrical currents, which has brought about a more uniform dispensation of the rain. It is a fact within the observation of all who remember ante-railroad times, that we have few or no such thunderstorms as we formerly had in New England.
      The iron rails which touch & cross each other in every direction, serve as conductors and equalizers of the electrical currents, and so prevent the terrible explosions which used to terrify us in former years. The telegraphic wires which accompany iron rails everywhere, also act an important part in diffusing electricity equally through the atmosphere, thus preventing occurrence of severe thunder storms.

At the Crossing Gate...

1999 Insurance Report

While motorcycling through the Hungarian countryside, Cristo Falatti came up to a railway just as the crossing gates were coming down. While he sat idling, he was joined by a farmer with a goat which the farmer tethered to the crossing gate. A few moments later a horse and cart drew up behind Falatti, followed in short order by a man in a sports car. When a train roared through the crossing, the horse startled and bit Falatti on the arm. Not a man to be trifled with, Falatti responded by punching the horse in the head. In consequence the horse's owner jumped down from his cart and began scuffling with the motorcyclist. The horse, which was not up to this sort of excitement, backed away briskly, smashing the cart into the sports car. At this, the sports car driver leaped out of his car and joined the fray. The farmer came forward to try to pacify the three flailing men. As he did so, the crossing gates rose and his goat was strangled.

At last report, the insurance companies were still trying to sort out the claims.

Sad, But True...1992

Lynne F. Herron, 33, was hired recently as a municipal bus driver in Cleveland, Ohio, by the Regional Transit Authority. She had just been fired as a municipal train driver after an accident that injured 14 people, which she caused by deliberately disengaging a safety system. The city’s labor contract requires that anyone fired for a train accident be rehired as a bus driver.

Mirrors Help Deter Suicide Leaps? Friday May 12 9:06 AM ET 2001

TOKYO (Reuters) - Faced with a mirror, suicidal Japanese may be less likely to leap in front of a train -- or that's the hope of a Japanese railway company tired of clearing up after those overwhelmed by Japan's economic downturn.
       The number of suicides in Japan, regarded by some sociologists as one of the world's most stressful societies, soared to a record 32,863 in 1998 — the last year for which figures are available.
       The figure is expected to have risen in the year that ended in March, in line with the company restructuring and widespread job cuts prompted by Japan's attempt to recover from the recession that pricked its bubble economy in 1990.
       Some 22,445 people committed suicide in 1995 and the figure has been rising steadily, a police official said. ``Since increasing number of suicides are a result of their economic situation, it is likely that the figures will increase for fiscal 1999 (to March),'' a police official said.
       The increase is a headache for operators of Japan's trains — a favored means for many to put an end to their troubles.
       East Japan Railway Co, which reported 212 suicides at its stations last year, will set up large, adult-sized mirrors opposite platforms hoping this will deter potential leapers.
       ``Specialists say it makes it difficult for a person to jump if they think someone is looking, say from the opposite platforms,'' said a spokesman for JR East.
       ``We hope the mirrors will serve a similar effect,'' he said.
       JR East, which carries over 16 million commuters a day through metropolitan Tokyo, said even though the number of suicide dives from its station platforms is not increasing, the issue remains a major concern.
       ``When a train stops after someone has jumped, we get many angry complaints from other passengers,'' he said.
       Other preventive measures include having more guards on platforms and making station lights brighter in the evenings -- but this has not been enough.
       ``We have decided to increase our measures,'' the official said.
       The railway company will also set sensors at the edge of platforms to alert people who get too close and will paint railway crossings — another site often used by suicides — in bright colors.
       ``Bright colors seems to have a good effect,'' the official said.
       JR East said it will start testing the mirrors and sensors on a few stations on Tokyo's Chuo commuter line, known for its high suicide rate.
       ``We hope that by putting up these big mirrors, people will reflect before acting,'' the official said.

Better Look Twice Next Time... 1992 San Francisco Examiner

SAN FRANCISCO - A San Francisco man walked through a plate-glass storefront trying to board the cable car he saw reflected in the shiny window.

British Rail & The Chicken Gun (unfortunately true...)

     The US FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the aircraft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight.
     The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken, and fired. The bird went through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of the engine cab.
     They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the FAA to check the test to see if very thing was done correctly. The FAA checked everything and suggested that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.

Genealogical Advice? Be Creative with Troublesome Kin

You are working on a family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
     A cousin supplies you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words: "Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton
detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
     Pretty grim situation, right? But let's revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
     Next, we rewrite the text: "Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
     Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?

 The Quarterly Review (England), March 1825

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