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Reuters — October 2002Train travel was disrupted briefly in South Wales when a giant inflatable Ronald McDonald got away from a local McDonald's and blew onto the train tracks near the town of Newport. The 25-foot-high clown eventually blew off the tracks and was still on the loose at press time. |
KILLED AT GLEN ELLYN Wheaton Illinoian — Friday, October 9, 1903Henry Montague, a resident of Freeport, came to Glen Ellyn on September 27,, and commenced work with the tieing gang on the Illinois Central Railway north of Glen Ellyn. Last Saturday evening tow other workers and himself walked to Glen Ellyn through the rain, their clothing being soaked, and took a car on the electric for Chicago. They took many internal clothes dryers, and when they returned to Glen Ellyn at midnight there were so full that they cold neither talk nor walk straight. Two of the men went to the livery barn for a rig leaving Montague at the depot.During their absence Montague, undoubtedly, attempted to get out on the road and walk towards the rig, but instead of going up the wagon road he crossed it and got on the electric right-of-way where he stumbled and fell between the third rail and the track rail.He threw his arm over the third rail when he attempted to get up and his clothing being wet the third rail caused his death. Dr. Higley heard his hollering for help, but when he got there the man was dead.The verdict of the jury was that Henry Montague came to his death by coming in contact with the third rail while trespassing on the right-of-way of that company. |
Wheaton Illinoian — August 26, 1904E. Irving, the florist, designed and made an electric car of the AE&C entirely of flowers. His work attracted great attention and the car was photographed [before it wilted]. photo not in paper |
STEPPED IN FRONT OF ELECTRIC CAR Wheaton Illinoian — September 23, 1904Jean Tonler, a French valet for Mr. Martin, a Chicago businessman, who makes his home in Geneva, disputed the right-of-way with a Chicago electric car at 9 o'clock, and was tossed to one side.Luckily, Tonler escaped with only a few cuts and bruises and no bones were broken. He was taken aboard the car and brought to the Aurora hospital, where his injuries were dressed. |
Wheaton Illinoian — May 29, 1903Nate Benjamin, living east of the Ingalton substation is minus a horse. The animal attempted to cross the electric last Saturday and came in contact with the third rail. |
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"On which side of the platform
is my train?" asked a stranger in a Jersey City depot the other day. Weekly Mountaineer, The Dales, Oregon, January 6, 1877 |
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A conductor on the Chicago & Alton railroad
is reported as having forbidden honeymoon "billing and cooing." Observing a bridegroom's arm out of place
he forbade further demonstrations. "But I have a right to hug her," said John. Bedrock Democrat, Baker City, Oregon, March 11, 1874. |
UP Speed Bump? (Roseville Yard)
| A German train manufacturer
bragged that it has spent 10 million pounds ($14.5 million) in an attempt to replicate the dilapidated rail track
used by its British customers. The company, Siemens, has modified its test track by deliberately inserting gaps between sections of rail, making track heights and gauge widths uneven and installing an erratic electricity supply to simulate British commuter routes. Siemens, which is building 785 carriages for South West Trains (SWT), said it does not want any nasty surprises when the new trains enter service over the next two years. Frustrated British travelers are often left waiting on platforms or sitting on stationary trains as engineering works, electrical problems or even leaves and sheep on the line disrupt services. "Every detail has been considered," Siemens and SWT said in a joint statement. "Pieces of fiberglass resin have also been placed on the tracks to replicate icy conditions and the perennial problems caused by leaves on the line." SWT Managing Director Andrew Haines said: "It's a step backwards for them in technical terms, but the result should be better for our passengers." The one billion pound train order — the biggest in Britain's rail history — was signed a year ago in 2001. |
| Thong Based Rail Discount? Odd
German Idea… (Berlin) — Passengers
on the Berlin underground can buy thongs instead of travel tickets during the city's annual Love Parade (July 13,
2002). Men and women can buy black or white G-strings costing 12 Euros, about £7.50. It entitles the wearer to travel on buses and the underground that day. Ticket inspectors will not expect underwear to be removed while checking tickets (but will at least have to be "flashed"). The scheme has been thought up by the city's underground company BVG. It says many participants in the parade are already scantily dressed. The Love Parade brings hundreds of thousands of visitors to the city — of all sexual persuasions and who frequently wear very little for the parade, reports the Berliner Zeitung newspaper. |
| May 2002, Metro Profanity Fine
Imposed (Washington) — If you ever
get frustrated about problems with Metro, watch your language when you complain. The Washington Post reports
a wheelchair user found out about that the hard way when he got a $25 ticket for directing foul language at Metro
employees. A man in a wheelchair had to travel to four different stations one Saturday night before finding a working elevator. Before locating a way out of the subway, the man was trapped disembarking at one after another HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE stations only to discover that only the "stairs" were working the elevators leading to street level were out of order and employees just kept sending him on down the line. When he finally expressed his outrage to local rail employees by swearing aloud, he was warned. On his way back to the train he again uttered another expletive-filled sentence before being presented with a ticket for "profane language." Metro officials say he's lucky. He could have been fined an additional $75 for "obscene gestures or comments." Oddly enough, he was delayed on his way to see comedian George Carlin, famous for a comedy routine called "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television." No comment available on whether the FINE will in any way repair the broken facilities that caused the man's frustration. No fines were leveled to Metro for lack of handicapped access, an ongoing complaint. Hmmm… |
| How about this wreck that happened
in late April (2002) on Canadian Pacific… A remote engine ran head on with another engine standing at the west end of Lambton yard, Ontario. The local train crew consisted of an engineer, conductor, and trainmen were allowed to come into the yard but told to stay at the west end while the remote job used the same track as a pull back for switching. While minding their own business and waiting at the west end of the yard, the local switcher crew watched the remotes in the distance switching back and forth for some time. A few minutes later, the crew of the local switcher noticed the remote engine coming at them. The engineer blew the horn and then bailed off with the rest of the crew as the remote train ran into their engine. The LCS operator had heard the horn blast and put the train into emergency almost immediately but by then it was too late. According to a preliminary report, no one was riding the point of the remote train as both foremen and yardmen were at the east end and out of view. The total damage estimate is still not in. The engines involved, however, had to be torched apart. Both LCS operators have more then four years experience running remote control trains. |
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Just another way
some people enjoy trains… for when your spouse complains about the amount of room that they keep up — a man who
has built a working monorail large enough to carry passengers in his own backyard. OSN has pictured backyard layouts
in O Scale. Some are built on the ground winding through the gardens, and others follow plywood paths through the
trees at eye level. Garden railroading is not new. But to build a working monorail that your friends can run around
your backyard? Now that's either interesting or a cry for help (depending on how tolerant your spouse and neighbors
are…) but definitely not a project for the faint of heart. |
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The unintelligibility of a brakeman's call when announcing a station is proverbial. The other day however one called Yuma plainly enough. There was a sheriff on the train with some prisoners for the penitentiary, and upon announcing the arrival the brakeman shouted: "Yuma! Change Clothes; 10 years for refreshments!" The Daily Arizona Miner, Prescott, May 20, 1884 |
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Photo taken and posted by staff member of Port of Portland, D. Maxwell. |
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Funny Link for
those amused by MBTA real
life humor (photos & comments) |
| Calcutta, India, railway police arrested 25 porters and 28 monkeys breaking up a train seat reservation scam. Porters at the city's main Howrah station trained the monkeys to jump through windows of long-distance trains and "take over" any available seat. Passengers then had to pay the porters to have the monkeys removed. "Passengers are scared of getting into the compartments when they see monkeys as the animals may react violently," said a public relations official with the Eastern Railway. Initially the porters had occupied seats and then re-sold the premium space themselves — an offense under India's transportation by-laws. When police began arresting porters for this practice, the porters changed methods and started acquiring and training monkeys. Sadly the train monkeys will no longer be able to ride the rails or even live in town. Instead all will have to be relocated to rural areas far from railroads or be destroyed to keep them off of trains in the future. January 2001 news story |
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Fountain of Youth
Found in N.Y.C. Subway Toilet... Drink the Bubbling Water & Be Young Again! |
| A Tokyo commuter Katsuo K. [last name abbreviated]
caused havoc on a crowded tube train when his inflatable underpants unexpectedly went off. The rubber underwear
was made by Katsuo himself, and designed to inflate to 30 times their original size in the event of a tidal wave. "I am terrified of water, and death by drowning is my greatest fear" said Katsuo, 48. Unfortunately he set them off accidentally while looking for a hard candy on a rush hour train. The swelling underpants began to crush everyone in the car to the walls until another passenger successfully stabbed them with a pencil. |
| The stupidest criminal for February 1997 came from New York, New York, where Timothy Hough pulled off a bank heist… he got the cash but it was his getaway that got him into trouble. Mr. Hough left the bank with his loot but had no getaway vehicle. Instead, he planned on hailing a cab. A couple of cabs stopped, but refused to let him in because he seemed too nervous and shifty. So, he ran down the street and jumped a railing to get onto the subway (by this time police were following him). Mr. Hough got on the train, but dropped his loot in the process! The police were waiting for him at the next stop. |
Living… Model Railroaders & Train EnthusiastsVarious reports note the following celebrities (varying fields) have trains in their closets (or in Ozzy Osbourne's case — circling the ceiling)… scale may not be important here, perhaps the question is just now how do we get these "role models" out of da closet and maybe a few celebrity train enthusiast could inspire more young modelers/collectors? We've included a few cartoons, and our favorite fictitious characters:
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Gone, but Remembered…
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| On October 15, 1856 a reporter for the London Times reported about a train ride he had taken through Georgia in which passengers were repeatedly challenging each other to duels and killing each other. Apparently an obliging engineer and conductor regularly stopped the train so that young men could fight duels for the hearts of two women riding on the train, resulting in several deaths. The London Times used the story as a vehicle to ridicule Georgia, the South, and the United States, arguing that such activities were representative of American character. However, many Americans protested such events could not have occurred. The president of the railroad even wrote to the London Times denying such a thing had ever happened. However, the London Times decided to believe the correspondent, a John Arrowsmith of Liverpool, England, rather than the railroad president. Finally, after continued criticism, and a letter from the British consul in Georgia, the London Times realized it had been the victim of a hoax. "A Prodigious Hoax" New York Times, (November 1, 1856) |
| From Hornell, New York, comes the story of Heath Hess who decided to walk along the railroad tracks to get away from a noisy street so he could talk on his cell phone. The silly man stuck a finger in his other ear to cut out all outside noise while he talked — and we do mean all outside noise. Including that of an approaching train. Mr. Hess was so wrapped up in his conversation that he didn't even hear the train's horn. The engineer on the train saw a man on the tracks and tried everything he could think of to warn him. In a last ditch effort, the engineer threw a water bottle at the fool, finally getting his attention. He was able to leap from the tracks just as the train passed by. Mr. Hess was treated at the hospital for bruises, abrasions and extreme stupidity. |
| The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) received
a complaint from a member of the public, who pointed out that Arriva had been criticized by the Strategic Rail
Authority and the West Yorkshire Passenger Transport Authority, as well as local MPs and passenger groups.In a
recruitment advert, Arriva Trains Northern said it "provided efficient passenger rail services across the
North of England." The advert also said: "We aim to deliver a service that excels, every minute, every
hour of every day and night." The advertising watchdog has told Arriva not to repeat "misleading" claims that it is offering passengers an "efficient" service. The ASA concluded the advert could mislead, and asked Arriva Trains not to repeat the claims until they could substantiate them. In its response Arriva Trains said the claim it made in an advert for a technical auditor was only "aspirational." Arriva Trains said in a statement: "We note the ASA decision and have already indicated we would not repeat the reference if the ASA considered it in any way misleading." |
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From a Railway Age report on a Boston & Maine / State of New Hampshire experiment with a small diesel-propelled Leylend railbus: "…windshields and side windows were glazed to US standards and emergency opening windows were added. At the B&M's request, the windshields were covered with steel bars to protect against larger projectiles — refrigerators and such — which occasionally plummet onto the right-of-way in the railroad's more rugged divisions…" received from Jan Lorenzen (Locomotive Workshop), 12/8/1980 Railway Age |
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It is now many years since the last train stopped at the railway station with the longest name in Britain "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-Llantysilio-gogogoch" in Anglesey. When a train stopped at the station the porter would cry out "Anybody in there for here?"
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch (58 letters): A place in Gwynedd, Wales, famed for the length of its railroad tickets. It means "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of the church of St. Tysilo near the Red Cave." The official name comprises the first 20 letters; the rest is thought to have been added as a hoax in the 19th century. |
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The 1905 La Vie lampooned the shabby shape of Bellefonte Central [a shortline from Bellafonte, Pennsylvania, to Penn State that ceased to exist in the mid-1970's] with a mock notice to passengers. It included the lines"
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| February 3, 2002 An engineer
reversed his train returning to the station leaving hundreds of passengers stranded after he realized that he did
not know where he was going. The Virgin Train from Bristol to Edinburgh stopped less than a mile after leaving
New Street station in Birmingham on Sunday evening. Commuters were told by the train manager that the service would
be delayed for an hour while the driver asked a colleague for directions to Derby. Passengers were told that they
would be taken back to the station that they had just left. After the train stopped the train manager came over the (loudspeaker) system and stated that he was very sorry but the driver did not know his way to Derby and that we would have to go back to the station. At this point the train manager (UK variant of a conductor) sounded very flustered and muttered that our driver needed to ask another driver at the station the way. A huge groan came over the carriage. I am sure there is probably a funny side to the story, but nobody on the train was laughing. There was just a reaction of complete and utter disbelief. If our train service did not have such a bad reputation, everyone would have thought it was a wind-up. It was a nightmare; there must have been more than 350 on the train, most of whom got off at Birmingham. A spokesman for Virgin Trains said that the problem was caused because the normal route to Derby, via Tamworth, was shut for maintenance and the driver realized that he was not familiar with the diversion via Lichfield. |
Related Story: Train canceled because driver didn't know which way to go?A British train company has had to book taxis for passengers because a train driver didn't know which way to go. A South West Train to Virginia Water was canceled when the driver was booked on the wrong route.A company spokeswoman said it couldn't send drivers on routes they didn't know. Peter Hart was one of the travelers who had to travel by taxi. He said: "I've heard all sorts of excuses, like there might be engineering work, but how do you lose your way on the train. It's bananas. I'm beginning to think I'm going to drive to work." Lisa Davies, a South West trains spokeswoman, told The Daily Telegraph "Our only option was to cancel and pay for cabs. You can't send drivers on routes they don't know."You've got signals and track information. They've got a route plan and they have to visualize the station they are pulling into." The route between Weybridge and Virginia Water was affected. November 2001 |
| To gain your heart's desire. Make a wish and hold your feet up when driving over railroad tracks. A really old trick that was probably a lot simpler when the horsepower you may have been controlling consumed hay as opposed to fossil fuels. Not recommended for modern drivers. |
| "fool catcher" a three-foot square platform with a railing, adjacent to the elevated tracks and sometimes hanging over the street, that provides workers on the tracks an escape from an oncoming train. |
Every trade has its own peculiar vernacular.
It is told of a railroad man's recent conversion that when the pastor of his church called on him for a public
prayer, he prayed as follows: |
| Old-timers said the local train was so slow that the cowcatcher should be on the back instead of up front to discourage cows from climbing aboard the last car. example sentence, Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day, 5/22/98 |
A railroad switchman was describing a head on collision he witnessed. One of the lawyers ask what went through his mind as he saw the two trains coming together. He said, "This is one helluva way to run a railroad!" |
Only history… if they get rid of AMTRAK, we'll get something much much better, nu? |
| China signed a deal with a German consortium on Tuesday to build the world's first commercial train to float on magnetic fields. China is to build the track for the Shanghai system while Transrapid supplies the trains and switching equipment. The train is to start running in 2003. The 20-mile-long line to Shanghai's new airport would carry 600 passengers at up to 260 mph. |
At a wreck investigation, a brakeman was describing his version of the wreck: "The con was flipping the tissue in the doghouse; the hind shack was freezing a hot tub, near the hind end; tallow pot was cracking diamonds in the tank; Eagle Eye was down greasing the pig; and I was bending the rails when they hit us."Under cross-examination this was translated to mean that the conductor was examining his orders in the cupola (of the caboose). The rear brakeman was cooling off a journal (bearing on which the axle rests). The fireman was breaking coal. The engineer was oiling the engine, and the head brakeman was throwing a switch, when the collision took place. |
| More than 12,000 people died in the construction of the Panama Railroad between 1850 and 1855. Disposing of the dead was becoming such a problem, that the railroad started "pickling" the bodies in barrels and selling them to medical schools. The proceeds were then used to build a hospital for the railroad. |
An Allendale man was arrested at Newark International Airport
after he took over the controls of a monorail train and operated it with other passengers aboard, officials said
Thursday. The self-described urban transportation systems enthusiast, faces burglary, criminal restraint, reckless
endangerment, and criminal mischief charges in a Newark court. "I'm clearly not a terrorist," Mathews
said, explaining his actions in an interview. "Maybe I shouldn't have touched it, but I was curious." |
COLOMBO (Reuters) - A Sri Lankan farmer with an
insatiable appetite for records said Tuesday he was on track for a new world mark after using his teeth to pull
a 40-ton railway carriage more than 25 meters (yards). Burly Gamini Wasantha Kumara caused a few jaws to drop at
Colombo's main Fort Railway Station as he bit down on the harness and heaved the massive carriage up and down the
tracks several times to meet the criteria set by the Guinness Book of World Records. |
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Did you know that every 90 minutes a train accident occurs somewhere in the world? |
| After the Kuwait war in the early 1990's, some EMU's in Sweden got the nickname "Scud" after the missiles used by Iraqi forces, you'll never know where they drop down, or break down, in the EMU case. Click HERE to see a picture of a Scud, or X21 as is the proper designation. |
Cleburne,Texas, had been a railroad town since
the late 1800’s. The strangest story about the railroad was about the “Crash At Crush.” The year was 1896 and the
country was going through an era of depression. The Missouri Kansas & Texas Railroad, better known as the MK&T
or Katy Railroad, was suffering from a loss of rail traffic as were some of the other railroads.
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James Aliff knew right off that something was wrong when he awoke the afternoon
of Aug. 2. It took just a few seconds to figure out what — he was lying on railroad tracks and a 109-car freight
train was passing directly over him. |
| It seems that a Nashville man was observed by CSX Police as he put a 20-foot aluminum ladder across the two-track mainline, intending for a train to hit it. The police removed it before it was struck and demanded what the man was trying to do. He told them that he had stolen the ladder but that it was too unwieldy to carry, so he planned for a train to cut it into two 10-footers. He got six months in the pokey. |
| ...The Navy says it is unconcerned about the transport of spent nuclear fuel from Norfolk to a storage facility in Idaho via rail. A Navy spokesman said that the rail cars used for transport are so strong that "they are no more dangerous than gasoline trucks." 2001 |
With the opening of the Pacific Railroad on May 10, 1869, the nation’s press soon began giving credit to the newly completed transcontinental artery of commerce and western emigration for almost every improvement in the nation’s economy, development, and national life that occurred in the months and years that followed. Much of that credit was clearly deserved, of course — but not all. An amusing example of such misplaced “credit” is the following item which appeared in Boston six months after the railroad opened. — BCCBoston Traveller, November 30, 1869 The opinion
seems to be gaining strength that the Pacific Railroad is working a great change in the climate of the Plains.
Instead of continuous droughts, all along the railroad rain now falls in refreshing abundance. This result has
been remarked upon in other sections of the West. In Central Ohio, it is said, the climate has been completely
revolutionized since iron rails have formed a network all over that region. |
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1999 Insurance Report |
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While motorcycling through the Hungarian countryside, Cristo Falatti came up to a railway just as the crossing gates were coming down. While he sat idling, he was joined by a farmer with a goat which the farmer tethered to the crossing gate. A few moments later a horse and cart drew up behind Falatti, followed in short order by a man in a sports car. When a train roared through the crossing, the horse startled and bit Falatti on the arm. Not a man to be trifled with, Falatti responded by punching the horse in the head. In consequence the horse's owner jumped down from his cart and began scuffling with the motorcyclist. The horse, which was not up to this sort of excitement, backed away briskly, smashing the cart into the sports car. At this, the sports car driver leaped out of his car and joined the fray. The farmer came forward to try to pacify the three flailing men. As he did so, the crossing gates rose and his goat was strangled. At last report, the insurance companies were still trying to sort out the claims. |
Lynne F. Herron, 33, was hired recently as a municipal bus driver in Cleveland, Ohio, by the Regional Transit Authority. She had just been fired as a municipal train driver after an accident that injured 14 people, which she caused by deliberately disengaging a safety system. The city’s labor contract requires that anyone fired for a train accident be rehired as a bus driver. |
TOKYO (Reuters) - Faced with a mirror, suicidal
Japanese may be less likely to leap in front of a train -- or that's the hope of a Japanese railway company tired
of clearing up after those overwhelmed by Japan's economic downturn. |
| SAN FRANCISCO - A San Francisco man walked through a plate-glass storefront trying to board the cable car he saw reflected in the shiny window. |
The US FAA has a device for testing the strength
of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at
about the speed the aircraft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real
collision with a bird during flight. |
You are working on a family genealogy and for
sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged
for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. |
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What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches? The Quarterly Review (England), March 1825 |