Haiku
#1
Where
do these wires go? I pull on one, and two move.
Color code? I wish!
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Haiku
#2
Lucifer's flatcar
Picks a new spot to derail
Every time I run it.
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Haiku
#3
Can
you tell me why
My trains always stay on track
Unless I have guests?
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Haiku
#4
Double-stacks went in.
They all came out single-stacked.
The tunnel's too low.
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Haiku
#5
His Conrail Big Boy
Pulls his Amtrak auto racks.
Think he's new at this?
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Haiku
#6
DCC is great,
Except for the collisions.
I make Gomez proud.
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Haiku
#7
Spouse asked a question:
"Do you really need more trains?"
Spouse doesn't get it.
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Haiku
#8
My
unit coal train:
Sixty cars, one road number.
Hope I don't get caught.
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Haiku
#9
PRR fans cringe
At my Pennsy U50.
No sense of humor.
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Haiku
#10
I
shall convert you
If your scale is not my scale,
Lest your soul be lost..
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Haiku
#11
Not
since last Christmas
Has my son played with "his" trains.
Guess that makes them mine
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Haiku
#12
Rivet-counters say
My boxcar doors are too wide.
Ask me if I care.
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Haiku
#13
Like an old plow-horse,
Your best engine limps along.
You must clean your track.
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