There once was a young Irishman who was
looking desperately for a wife. He had heard that Spanish women were the most beautiful women in the world, so
he hopped a steamer to Spain.
Upon his arrival, he met one of the locals who was not fond of the Irish, and he
asked him where these women he'd heard about were. So, the Spanish man told him, "They live in caves in the
mountains! They chant a strange cry of Whoooooooooo.... Whoooooooo!' If you answer them, they will take you as
one of theirs!"
The Irishman thanked
him and went up to the caves. He chanted, "Whooooooooooo..... Whoooooooooo." In the cave he heard, "Whooooooooooooooooo.....
Whooooooooooooooooooo"
Then the Irishman
got run over by a train.
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