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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Q: Where do ghost trains stop?

A: At the devil's crossing.

Q: What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A: A witch in a high speed train.

Q: What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?

A: Oh good! A chew chew train!

Q: What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A: A witch in a high speed train.

Q: Where do ghost trains stop?
A: At devil crossings.

Q: Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?

A: They only run a skeleton service.

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Q: Why did the monster eat the caboose?
A: The locomotive told him to choo choo.

Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.