RAILROADIN' FOR DUMMIES! $29.95 From the company who brought you "Windows for Dummies," "Voting for Dummies"
(sorry - sold only in Florida,) and other popular titles, comes the basic guide on how to run a railroad. 200 pages,
over 100 COLOR illustrations & pictures, interviews & much more! Easy step by step guides & check lists
to get your road moving freight again! A prefect gift for the new management trainees and 90 day wonders out there!
ARMREST
EXTENDERS
$29.95 These
handy armrests slip over the puny stubs found on NS locomotives in seconds. Now you can spend those long nights
in the siding in comfort. Special collapsible design fits easily in your grip when not in use.
"TOAD
STOOL" SEAT CUSHION $14.95 Tired of sitting on NS's hard "toad stool" seats without arm rests? This handy
durable cushion is made of weather resistant nylon with the NS logo embossed on each side so you too can sit on
the donkey in comfort! Perfect for those long nights in the sidings and those who have less padding on their caboose.
Folds to a compact 6" by 6" for your grip. Not for use on Conrail engines equipped with hi-back reclining
seats.
STINK
BUSTER
$5.95 This
handy spray can eliminates most odors found in NS engine cabs, especially that common "stale urine" smell.
A must have for all yard and road crews, it disinfects as it freshens the air. Order within the next 30 minutes
and receive two cans for the price of one!
SH**
KITS $9.95 Don't ever
get caught out in the woods after Mexican night again! This complete kit features 10 florescent orange numbered
bags, 10 "just enough" squares of one ply tissue, and 10 "quick seal" baggies. (Remember yellow
and blue make green when properly sealed.) Toilet paper is made from 100 % recycled paper and features the NS donkey
in non soluble ink on each square! "Stink Buster" sold separately. CAUTION: Bags may present a suffocation
hazard and are NOT to be used as Christmas ornaments for trees along the right of way. — Not for use on locomotives
equipped with flush or chemical toilets.
"T.Y.E.S.
FOR DUMMIES" HANDBOOK
$24.95 This
handy 2,345 page manual provides step-by-step instructions to guide you through the new Thoroughbred Yard Enterprise
System (or T.Y.E.S.) labyrinth. Once again, you'll be able to access the basic information required to process
your many penalty claims. Covers "Atlanta Real Time," "Crew Call," and other systems. A special
"hacker's chapter" provides valuable "how to" tips for getting those "locked-out"
personal days. A must for sharpshooters, this book is also the perfect gift for the "caller without a clue"
in your life!
CAB
SIGNAL COVER
$9.95 Now
you can avoid that "staring into a laser pointer" feeling you get from those old Conrail GP-40's, SD40-2's,
and other early model units. This convenient cover slips on in seconds and folds into a compact 2" by 6"
carrying case. Also covers those annoying flickering penalty lights. CAUTION: Not for use in cab-signal territory.
CAB
SIGNAL KIT $19.95
Now
you don't have to wait for cab signal equipped engines ever again! This handy kit replicates the cab signal "Christmas
tree" and it's magnetic backing affixes to most engine walls in seconds. Authentic position lights flicker
different cab signal aspects at random. Instantly adds cab signals to older engines or adds cab signal realism
to lines not equipped with cab signals. Operates with two AA batteries sold separately. CAUTION: Seller not liable
for accuracy of indications provided, use at your own risk.
NS
E.O.T. / H.O.T. KIT
$9.95 Tired
of waiting for your E.O.T. to link to the H.O.T. at your initial terminal? Save time with this handy kit featuring
25 pre-printed stick on labels for NS style H.O.T.s. Each label features brake pipe pressure and "LNK"
indications so you can leave quicker and wait for a relief crew a few miles ahead. Perfect for those crews who
are in a hurry to return home or when the yard has run out of engines and telemetry devices. Not for use in C40-9,
C40-9W, or newer Conrail engines equipped with "Integrated Function Displays."
ALERTOR
HELPER $14.95
If
your favorite engineer is a bit on the rotund side, here's a gift he can really use! The "alertor helper"
straps to your leg and allows you to acknowledge the alertor on NS locomotives without bending over. Made from
high-quality rubber, with leather straps. Also available for older GP50, GP38, & SD40 models equipped with
push button alertors, please specify model when ordering.
INSPIRATIONAL
POSTER $5.95
Feeling
disgruntled or sluggish about completing the tasks at hand? Simply affix this poster of the top brass to the cab
of your engine and you're ready to go again!! Features inspirational slogans "Everything is getting better,"
at top and "NS: The Big Donkey of Transportation" at bottom. Kit includes both magnets and double sided
tape for easy mounting. Our best seller, HURRY supplies are limited!
NS
EAR MUFFS
$9.95 Perfect
for those old NS and CR engines which have the horn located above the cab, these muffs block out most sounds. Perfect
for that hogger who blows the horn all night long. Eliminates 99% of that annoying "horn ringing in your ears"
syndrome after a 12 hour trip and lets you sleep better at night! Available only in NS black.
NS
CLERICAL GIFT SET
$29.95 Set
includes 100 lined forms printed on recycled paper, handy car counter, and one number two pencil for logging cars
at yards where the computer system still isn't working properly. All items feature the company logo. DELUXE SET
— for only $49.95 — includes a thin rain poncho and collapsible stool, perfect for sitting at the yard throat on
a rainy day.
PREPAID
NS FUEL CHARGE CARDS Available
in $10, $25, $50, & $100 cards! Simply swipe the card at any fuel pump & help the company out! The perfect company
gift for any "company man" (or woman.) Help the company save thousands of dollars a day at the pumps
by buying your own gas! You'll be the hero of the next staff meeting! Buy yours today!
NS
PAYROLL GIFT SET
$29.95 Handsome
boxed gift set includes over 100 "good arbitrary claims," red ink pad, and special "declined"
rubber stamp! Hours of fun declining "good claims," for your favorite payroll timekeeper. Also makes
a great gift for your local transportation supervisor!
1999
LIMITED EDITION "RAILROAD RUSH HOUR" PUZZLE $24.95 Like the generic version found in stores, the object of this board game is to get your
engines and cars out of the grid locked freight yard. However, the cars and engines in this special edition are
decorated in authentic Conrail, Norfolk Southern and CSX paint schemes. Compact design fits easily in your grip.
A stimulating and challenging way to pass the hours while waiting for your relief. CLEARANCE! 1997 Union Pacific
special editions are still available, only $14.99
PIN
BALL FREIGHT CAR GAME
$29.95 A
perfect companion to the "Railroad Rush Hour" Puzzle, this hand held game simulates the NS car routing
computer as a mini pin ball machine. The player pulls back on the lever, releases it and watches as one of five
balls with reporting marks bounces from bumper to bumper, while trying to prevent the ball from reaching it's destination
at bottom. Each bumper has the name of the major NS terminals on it. Score mega points when the car balls bounce
back & forth between terminals. Keeps top five scores in its history display. Four AA batteries sold separately.
RAILROAD
BINGO $19.95
This
fun filled kit features 25 laminated game cards with the names of locomotive leasing companies NS has leased engines
from this year printed in the grids. Simply mark down the engine in the appropriate grid space as they scurry by
your parked train to achieve Railroad Bingo! Kits includes 5 dry erase markers so the cards may be reused. NOTE:
May take several trips to achieve a "Railroad Bingo."
LIMITED
EDITION NS MODEL RAILROAD $99.95
This
model representation of the real deal comes complete with 500 freight cars, two black engines, 20 feet of jointed
rail, and several signal bridges. Loads of fun the whole family can enjoy, spend hours assembling trains, then
set the signals to stop and you're railroadin' like the pros do it! Recommended for ages 8 & up.
ROANOKE
YARD ADD ON KIT
only $49.95 Adds
another 200 freight cars, one switch, and an additional 10 feet of jointed rail for those who need an extra challenge
and have way too much time on their hands.
CONRAIL
PAINT $5.99
per gallon CLEARANCE PRICE: $1.99 a gallon!! Each gallon of authentic Conrail Blue is from DuPont's high quality Emron line of paints.
Perfect for the modeler on your list, home improvement projects, or touching up your car. Environmentally friendly,
lead-free paint offers years of durable protection. Order now, supplies limited.
NS
HOLIDAY SWEATSHIRT $14.99
Just
in time for Christmas, this festive sweatshirt features a full-color picture of Ebenezer Scrooge uttering his immortal
line "Bah, humbug!" Below him is the slogan "NS: Where Christmas is just another workday".
Available only in NS black with white lettering & logos.
NS
HOLIDAY TOTE BAG
$14.99 Take
your presents with you when you get called out on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day! Attractive green, red, and black,
sturdy nylon tote holds approximately 10 presents for use at the away from home terminal or enroute to your destination.
BONUS: Includes 5 minute prepaid calling card so you can tell the family you don't know when you'll be back!
WEED
WEASEL NIGHT VISION $149.95
Perfect
for all yard and road crews, these handy goggles turn night in to day and allow you to spot that pesky trainmaster
hiding in the bushes before he spots you! CAUTION: not for daylight use.
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